my faqs

q: why does your site look like it's from 1999?

a: i want it to be fully accessible, so you can stare at it using both safari on that iMac superplus pro your 23 year old hipster neighbour uses as well as well as using ie6 on your grandma's virus-ridden winxp netbook with 215mb of ram and a fan that's louder then my hairdryer. imo websites that gobble your ram like a hungry sock monster are the ones i click off the fastest, so i designed this weblog to eat up max 40-60mb, that is fully displaying it on a modern browser. if you catch my site using up any more send me a screenshot to tankie(at)tutamail(dot)com and i'll sort it right out.

q: why are there no colours

a: i sent the colours to gulag for clapping for only 10mins and 56seconds. 11 minutes is the bare minimum!

q: i don't like something you wrote on your site, how can i complain?

a: bureau of complaints is reachable at tankie(at)tutamail(dot)com

q: i have an article i'd love to be featured here, how can i submit it?

a: just send me an email (tankie(at)tutamail(dot)com) and i'll likely be more then happy to feature it :) if you have any weblogs, link them in the email too so i can take a look at them too!

q: how did you create your site?

a: since a nice long explanation would clog up the faq a bit, i suggest you check out my 'webmastery' section :)

q: are you an actual tankie or is this some sort of elaborate satire act i don't get?

a: you'd be forgiven for getting confused. i am however an actual tankie.

q: isn't 'tankie' like offensive?

a: i don't mind 'tankie', and i like to say i'm reclaiming it xD besides, tanks are cool anyways :p